Foodstuffs
REPORT: Cheez-It Duoz are Too Good
I’m typically not one to endorse government regulations on things that bring people happiness such as weed. But sometimes things bring people too much happiness. A level of happiness and faith in the overall goodness of the universe that it can be dangerous to society as a whole. The last thing society needs is people […]
Candy Cigarettes Still Exist
I went to the Kwik-E-Mart next to my office today prowling for a Diet Pepsi and something that might offer a bit of relief to this nagging cough I’ve had the past two days thanks to allergies. Austin, Texas claims to be the Live Music Capital of the World, but it’s really the Mucus Production […]
Food Amazes Me
The following was originally posted on an old Blogger blog of mine called WarehouseLarry way back in 2005… Food amazes me. I’m not talking about the kind of naturally occurring food you can just yank off a tree or run down on the highway, I’m talking about the kind of food people make by mixing […]
